On a hot summer day, on a small island in southern waters, Uriel was doing his daily routine jogging along the beach.
"Ah... I love this beautiful scenery, the bright days... Perfect to burn calories! Summer is the best friend of a good body, because it allows you to show it off! Hahaha!"
Just as Uriel was going to resume his running, a large black cloud appeared in the cloudless sky and a faint lightning lighted up the dark clouds, ready to strike the earth.
"Hmm? This cloud is... Aaaah!" Bang!! The sudden drop of several thunderbolts blasted Uriel out, and a vague shadow appeared from the lightning.
"Cough, cough... Hey! What's going on?!" Uriel climbed out of the sandpit with his mouth full of sand.
"Hahaha! Did anybody just call for my strong muscles?" A strong figure with rests of electric light was standing majestically where the lighting had hit the earth.
"You are... Ares! What are you doing here? *Cough* My mouth is full of sand..."
"Sunshine! Beach! Muscles! I am the God of War. When someone is trying to exercise their muscles, What can I do but help them out?"
"What does the God of War have to do with my muscles? Look at me! Nothing to help with here! Wait, how can I slow down... Look! Is there something in the jungle?"
"You must be amazed by the muscles of this body, don't be shy and ask me how I exercise! Hahaha! Let me show you!" Just then, Ares saw some baboons coming out of the jungle by the beach and started shivering.
"Wa-hu! Wa-hu, wa-hu!" The baboons, frightened by the lightning, were jumping full of anger and rushing towards you.
"Uriel, bro, I hate to say it... I am not all that impressed." Ares looks Uriel up and down disapprovingly.
"What!? I won't be talked down to by a musclebrain like you! You got something to say to me?"
"You got no meat on your bones. This will not stand, bro! Training alone is not enough. If you wanna bulk up, you gotta eat right!"
"With the right mix of protein powder, protein bars, protein shakes, and raw protein, your muscles would grow big and strong like mine! Let's see... hmm... I wonder if there's anything around... ah, there!"
Ares walks toward the edge of the jungle, and picks some bananas and brings them back.
"Hey! Hold on a minute... You can't just grab things willy-nilly. Someone might spot you, and then HRMPH-" Uriel is silenced by a mouthful of bananas.
"Hahaha! Bananas are the best for building muscle! Eat enough bananas, and your energy will never run out... Aha! Wha-" Ares stops suddenly as an ape appears out of nowhere.